Router's End

My faithful router died today. It had been making some faint, high-pitched sounds for the last couple of days and I’d begun to wonder if it was becoming a potential fire hazard. So, before leaving for work this morning I unplugged it, just to be on the safe side.

I hadn’t actually considered that it might not turn back on again when I got home, or I possibly may have thought twice about pulling the plug. But alas, upon reconnecting it this evening, instead of the usual sequence of startup lights I’d become so accustomed to, it half started, flashed all its LAN port lights at me, dropped out, and then repeated the process ad infinitum. Sniff.

It’s made me realise just how much I actually use the internet, as it was an ADSL modem all-in-one. So no internet tonight. I’ve found myself wondering lately, having been reminded of how crummy some folk’s ‘net access is, whether I’d cope if I moved somewhere that I was unable to get any decent access.

I don’t think I would. I use my net connection on my computer, on my phone, for playing games; even for watching tv (no, I don’t actually use bittorrent, but I watch a lot of podcast programs). And I have become more than a little addicted to the immediacy of ‘always on’.

I’ve become so addicted I’ve tethered to my phone to write this. More than a little sad here, people.

It’s probably not a good thing to be so tech-dependent, as this hopefully single night has shown me. I think I’ll go read a book.

Soon, the return of The Weekend (I hope)

Finally nearing completion of the book I’ve been illustrating for the last few (oh too many) months. Pics are all done, though I’ll never be happy with them, and text layout/design is almost completed. It’s been an ‘after-hours’ project, so that basically means I’ve had little resembling a weekend since I started it. I feel almost giddy at the thought of being able to finally do, er well, nothing. Ahhhhhh, happy sigh.

Dear RSS

RSS, you don’t love me anymore, do you? Somehow, I don’t think you ever did.

I’ve recently come to realise that our relationship has been nothing but a sham. You entice me with promises of time being saved, of having the newest information from the sites I’m interested in right at my fingertips, of never missing another water-skiing dog or cute little baby bunny video ever again. Then, when my defences are down and I’m at my most vulnerable, you pummel me mercilessly with all the news I Don’t Really Care About. The amount shown in that little number-lozenge in my dock just keeps growing and growing!

And growing (cue gentle sobbing).

“Aha!” you howl like an undead banshee, “I have you now! You’ll never find what you seek!”

“You’ve been fooled by the empty promises falling seductively from my orange lips, and now you will pay!”

Why, RSS? Why oh why? I thought we had something special. I took you in when no one wanted you. I welcomed you into my computing life when you were still so awkward that only the geekiest would give you a second glance. So happy was I, with our burgeoning relationship, that I couldn’t help telling anyone I could find about how wonderful you were. They thought I was slightly crazy. I don’t think they understood how you changed my life.

But now… Oh, the betrayal.

I suppose the problems between us began when NetNewsWire went free. Before that it was just you and me chasing that little fiery fox around, all the time. Oh, and remember when we went on safari together, how wonderful that was?

But NetNewsWire changed things between us. Suddenly, you were there all the time! I couldn’t seem to get away. I just couldn’t find any space. At home, you were there. At work. You began following me around on my laptop.

And I, trapped in a state of total co-dependency, still just keep going back to you for more. I think I must try and seek help.

8669 unread articles. Something must change between us.

Push has finally come to shove.

The Great Escape

Goody. Now maybe I can get around to doing something on this site other than, um, talking about this site… much like I’m doing now. I have finally escaped the clutches of the dodgy registrar I used (for reasons that still completely escape me – lets just go with ‘incompetence’ shall we) to register my domain.

Yes folks, timnewcombe.com (that’s this site’s address in case you weren’t paying attention) is now liberated, and I can do little things like: update nameservers without having to lodge a support request, or unlock and move the domain to another registrar again, should I feel the urge, without having to lodge a support request (I’m not kidding here). And of course hope that said support request won’t be completely ignored, as about half of them were. Those small, trifling, unimportant activities that those of you who didn’t register anything through ‘Freeparking‘ (I include the link only for the purposes of awareness) have been able to do all this time.

Ahh, freedom. I’m even now listed as the technical contact for my own domain. Who’da thunk it?

Hmmm. Okay, last annoying post that does nothing but discuss my total lack of progress redesigning this thing. I don’t care, I know you don’t care, so this is the end of that. Yep, that’s it. I promise to try and find something actually interesting to discuss before touching the keyboard again.

Rolling up the sleeves

It’s been a while since I’ve done much web work. For the last couple of years it’s been mostly print, which has always been my preference so… yay! But getting into redesigning my website, as well as the template this woefully neglected blog is running on has actually been fun.

So far, anyway.

Since it’s still very much in the Photoshop/Illustrator laying-out-the-ideas-with-no-concern-for-whether-they-can-actually-be-done stage, then it kind of stands to reason it’s gonna be fun. The true pain begins with the slicing and dicing and shaking and baking stage, where the rubber meets the road and all those fun ideas must be made to function as a real, honest to goodness html sundae. Yummy.

Just remember kids: when you’re doing all that tasty assembly and testing, try not to choke on the rotten cherry-on-top that is Internet Explorer.

Bow and Wow's First Bath

It had to be done. They stunk with an aroma that could only be described as… unholy.

There was some reluctance; they didn’t come when I called. They fought back when they saw the water (Wow was a little more aggressive than Bow), but eventually victory was mine.

I might be wrong, but I think they started to enjoy it after awhile. They woofed joyfully, chased butterflies, and of course, shook water on me in a playful way.

Their joy seemed to decline somewhat though when it came time to dry off.

Don’t know why. I thought it would be fun for them. The way the modern dog chases his tail.

Of course they had to be tied up while they dried off, so that they didn’t get muddy and start rolling around on the couch.


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